An Honest Man for Office

My Fellow Americans

I wish to nominate myself for any offices where I can get your vote.  I plan to run on a platform of honesty.  To be honest I want the job because you are willing to pay me better than you get paid yours.  Why it is the only job I know of where I can just vote myself a raise.  I can not claim to be any wiser than the average man.  But as you know there are few among you willing to do it for yourselves much less try and make it better for the rest of us. Now old Karl Marx said people are to dumb to govern themselves. I am sure he is right. I am also sure I can get your vote because I will tell you that I am for change.  What that change is really dose not matter.  I know you are upset as I now ask you for you vote but if I do not get your money "er" vote the other guy will so I must now promise you anything but what you will get.  I think we should socialize "er" just take over everything for the good of me and those who donate to my candidacy. I want you to know I am not pole driven; frankly I do not care what you think.  When I get in office I will be sure to walk up the steps of the capital building with my big hammer in my hand and my nose in the air, right past your cries of protest to give you what is best for me. Welcome to the U.S.S. of A.

The Two biggest threats to freedom and free market capitalism in this country remain

(1) The apathy of those who do not VOTE

(2) The ignorance of the majority who do VOTE

The rest of our problems are just the symptoms.

Like Hank Williams Jr. Said

"The United Socialist States of America how do you like that Name.

I'll keep the U.S.A and Ya'll can keep the change."

Keep you powder Dry and Vote for Freedom.

Yours as always

          Edward Uncle Sam'sSon DeFeller